I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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