Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You were trust falling into bushes
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