White coat. Heels.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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