sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This baby is an asshole
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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