Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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