If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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