just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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