The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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