What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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