So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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