if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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