no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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