dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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