I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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