Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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