forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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