Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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