last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize