what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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