I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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