I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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