you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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