The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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