Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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