Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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