Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
