No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Come share oat with me in your robe
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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