Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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