waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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