you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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