can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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