I'm going to jail i love you
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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