woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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