I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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