Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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