Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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