Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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