Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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