The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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