that's an acceptable place to lick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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