Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dick very happy bro
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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