Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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