i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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