worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
foreskin is a definite game changer
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
