Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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