This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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