he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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