I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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