i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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