At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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