The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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