Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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