I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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