Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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